Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #10589
Simply the thing that I am shall make me live.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #14529
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
Quote #16734
When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is,...
Quote #21403
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Quote #7824
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It?s not something you...
Quote #7819
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
Quote #10989
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror.It grasps nothing. It regrets nothing.It...
Quote #32317
It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...