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Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #6092
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
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The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so...
Quote #6773
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Quote #3802
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
Quote #17212
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Quote #32187
When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of...