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As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to...
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A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
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What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...
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When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say,...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.