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Death is the enemy. I spent 10 years of my life singlemindedly studying, practicing,...
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
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Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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Without a doubt the greatest injury of all was done by basing morals on...