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…because it is the very nature of Imperialism to turn humans into beasts.
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The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
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Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last...
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You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your...
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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
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The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...