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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.
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Love is merely madness.
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To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than...
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A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #27701
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.