Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #9876
Religion is pickled God.
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #22688
A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a...
Quote #16557
Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
Quote #33276
Despise the enemy strategically, but take him seriously tactically.
Quote #7070
I will not add another word.
Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Quote #23934
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably...