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I liked New York when it was an up-and-down city for me, low streets...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
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It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
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The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength,...
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So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....