Quote #34394
His only fault is that he has no fault.
Quote #24847
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Quote #23357
My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
Quote #5587
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Quote #34418
Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals but enjoy to the full...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #8191
“There are certainly moments,” said Chad, “when you seem to me too good to...
Quote #26084
When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
Quote #13210
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.