Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #30718
Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest...
Quote #5009
I think we agree, the past is over.
Quote #16107
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which...
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #32076
I have a habit of comparing the phraseology of communiqus, one with another across...
Quote #349
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #16104
The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind...
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...