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If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
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Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
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We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it.
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We become what we do.
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.