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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
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I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #27402
It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and...
Quote #24651
When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or...
Quote #4158
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in...
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I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...