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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #19096
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
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Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
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The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
Quote #7733
To all, to each, a fair good night, And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
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A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good...
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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #33692
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.