Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #6177
The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #8950
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...
Quote #18771
Poverty is a veil that obscures the face of greatness. An appeal is a...
Quote #8815
The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a...
Quote #13090
We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day,...
Quote #6695
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Quote #34507
Public speaking is very easy.