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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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A venturesome minority will always be eager to get off on their own… let...
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Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give...
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A good conscience fears no witness, but a guilty conscience is solicitous even in...
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...