Quote #9248
Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose,...
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
Quote #11201
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #4078
We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing, while others judge us...
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
Quote #23217
I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #31821
Not only as each new year dawns, but constantly, persistently, the God of all...