Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #3955
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #18274
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman...
Quote #14665
One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #32125
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #9523
It is better to think too much, than to think too little
Quote #6022
Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.
Quote #19688
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
Quote #19868
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...