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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #6251
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
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Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays...
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Quote #9506
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never contributed a...
Quote #12446
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a...
Quote #745
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
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The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader,...
Quote #16117
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.