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Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you...
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently...
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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
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One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
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A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.