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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
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We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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You always pass failure on the way to success.
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Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
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Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...