Quote #15859
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than...
Quote #14448
Conscience is the chamber of justice.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #24631
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #2270
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
Quote #5443
One kind word can warm three winter months.