Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #23096
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Quote #15913
Live to live and you will learn to live
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #24273
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
Quote #29505
It’s hard enough to write a good drama, it’s much harder to write a...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #3488
On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...
Quote #31701
There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
Quote #23758
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day...