Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #12864
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #29878
I’m not running, and I’m not walking fast. I’m going where I need to...
Quote #7500
A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by...
Quote #2244
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
Quote #929
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #11046
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #2948
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in...