Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #14553
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Quote #33144
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #8076
Lost time is never found again.
Quote #19960
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men but their wisdom...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #501
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #28677
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul...
Quote #17605
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and...