Quote #1559
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...
Quote #13016
I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such...
Quote #34673
There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #8213
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #6821
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #18999
Well, I wouldn’t say I was in the ‘great’ class, but I had a...
Quote #32044
Of my friends, I am the only one I have left.
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...