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A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
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A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
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In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia...
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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Read much, but not many books.
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.