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My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
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Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
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Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing out the beauties of a work rather that...
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In all our efforts to provide “advantages” we have actually produced the busiest, most...
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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Why you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, and th...
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Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
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When you understand what you see, you will no longer be children. You will...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...