Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #15770
Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay...
Quote #22623
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for...
Quote #23475
In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
Quote #14934
Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost.
Quote #13085
Rules too soft are seldomly followed; rules too harsh are seldomly executed.
Quote #9308
Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #575
Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war...
Quote #16311
Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have...