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The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
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The best remedy for anger is delay.
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The way to become boring is to say everything.
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One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all...
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Her only flair is in her nostrils.
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There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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Praising God is one of the highest and purest acts of religion. In prayer...
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The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.