Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
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Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil...
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
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Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
Quote #32253
Life is a wave, which in no two consecutive moments of its existence is...
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #18503
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...