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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight always try to be...
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
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Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
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Half this game is 90% mental.
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The people are not to be disarmed of their weapons. They are left in...
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Abiding happiness is not simply a possibility, but a duty all may live above...
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I don’t know why you use a fancy French word like dtente when there’s...
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Slow and steady wins the race.