Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #27288
This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it’s gotten wonderfully out of hand…I’m...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #6529
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
Quote #19350
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #29542
The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.
Quote #13260
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.
Quote #12598
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
Quote #3892
If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if...
Quote #21806
Live a life as a monument to your soul.