Quote #18669
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.
Quote #499
When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but...
Quote #5061
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #8331
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #22679
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Quote #13893
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too...
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?