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Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to...
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We do not quite say that the new is more valuable because it fits...
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Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.
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A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a...
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I don’t know how man will fight World War III, but I do know...
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We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
Quote #16808
Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...