Quote #34543
He who lives without folly isn’t so wise as he thinks.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #24114
There’s a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew...
Quote #12371
For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, none...
Quote #15099
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
Quote #16055
It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #32806
No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it...
Quote #5653
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...