Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #16291
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
Quote #21352
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Quote #11890
Getting old is not for sissies.
Quote #31660
Measure not God’s love and favour by your own feeling. The sun shines as...
Quote #29598
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #1702
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature...
Quote #29849
No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some...