Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #9727
What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
Quote #33468
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
Quote #9195
I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that...
Quote #3066
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #24791
I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the...
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #19770
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections and the...
Quote #11057
Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!