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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we...
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A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let...
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To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none,...
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
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Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...