Quote #2698
The major sin is the sin of being born.
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #22533
As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #28098
Nothing counts so much as family, the rest are just strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp...
Quote #9424
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #3331
The world belongs to the energetic.