Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...
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Whenever you look at a piece of work and you think the fellow was...
Quote #24879
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes...
Quote #16717
The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that...
Quote #11521
Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
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He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an...
Quote #20360
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this...