Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
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I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may...
Quote #1193
Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
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I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...
Quote #34852
Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was...
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #5740
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #19353
You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill...
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...