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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a...
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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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We can become anything. That is why injustice is impossible here. There may be...
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It is by no means certain that our individual personality is the single inhabitant...
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By listening to his language of his locality the poet begins to learn his...
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Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
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Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...