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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
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Strive for excellence, not perfection.
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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
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Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people...
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s...
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So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword...
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Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see things under ground, and much more in the...
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...