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When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.
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The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers’ document it is...
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Innovation is the creation of the new, Or the re-arranging of the old in...
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #20019
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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I looked on child rearing not only as a work of love and duty...
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Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.