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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
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I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
Quote #5012
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
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A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when...
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...