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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
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We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....
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Repetition is the death of art.
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For certain is death for the bornAnd certain is birth for the dead;Therefore over...
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Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the...
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