Quote #14494
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #19114
Trust no future, however pleasant Let the dead past bury its dead Act, –...
Quote #5262
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long...
Quote #6829
That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be...
Quote #2195
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Quote #22000
There’s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it...