Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Quote #14105
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
Quote #1851
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #31971
The remarkable thing we have is a choice every day regarding the attitude we...
Quote #16414
We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the...
Quote #23679
The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...
Quote #2022
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #34383
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #25651
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.