Quote #13650
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
Quote #18268
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #5047
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #11291
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his...
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #19712
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
Quote #26787
The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the...
Quote #12253
Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just...
Quote #33826
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...