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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28359

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Thomas Troward

Quote #15302

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves...
Ann Landers

Quote #3426

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
Susan S. Taylor

Quote #32030

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Quote #11706

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"

Quote #2157

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if...
John Dryden

Quote #18118

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
Jerry Seinfeld

Quote #9995

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Josef Stalin

Quote #11743

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Billy Madison

Quote #16564

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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